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No Comments State of the Union Address
Well, I’m calling it the State of the Union Address. We could have called it the State of the Home Address but that wouldn’t’ sound as much fun now would it?
Okay, the updates on the war are as follows.
The ground war has gone incredibly well. The invading forces of massive numbers have succumbed to the pattern of poison. That red ant nest has been exterminated. However, a few days after our celebration another invading force attacked from under the kitchen. They too have been repelled but we feel they may try other forays so we must stand vigilant and guard against the sneaky ground troops.
Now the aerial assault units are a different story. Manually trying to shoot them down only had marginal success. So we started employing the sticky traps which succeeded for a time. Most of their numbers ended up glued to the posts but still some evaded the traps and fears are they are breeding again. The enemy is still on the move. It is time to scale up the weaponry once again.
So far the basic level snatch and crush has minimal success. The sticky posts took out all they could attract. But we shall increase the lethality of our weapons systems. To do so, we shall use a combination of tactics.
The first tactic being tried is having a cut apple sitting out exposed to the air so they will begin to gather. However, that apple will not be in just any place but it shall located in a strategic position inside the microwave oven. Let them all assemble within! Then with a deft move we shall close the door on these creatures and nuke them until they glow!! ( bad ko noh? LOL) 30 seconds should be enough then repeat cycle.
However that tactic goes, we have discovered they have an intense liking for salsa such as the kind used for dipping chips in. So we shall use the salsa as bait and let them assemble. Then as they are feasting we shall spring upon those evil beasties with our portable vacuum cleaner and end their lives with the sudden intake of air into the machine of doom.
Muwahahahaha, we will get you suckers of fruit! Death to the fruit flies!! Okay tama, medyo OA na hehe!
Have a nice weekend,
Anah
