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NOTICE: You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily
injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies,
astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of
time given.
7. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.
8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my
mind.
9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first
word, when I get around to it.
10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
Yeah, this is the joke for the day and somewhat true hehe!
